Left out of the Loop

"Have you checked in to the hospital yet?"

"No..."

"Are you in the hospital?"

"No!"

"Have you left the hospital yet?"

"No...oi! Am not due till end July la!"

"How was I supposed to know? You are supposed to tell your friends about developments like these! I suppose I would have had to find out from someone else AFTER you'd popped."

"Err...sorry. I was going to look you up if I'd driven to Penang as planned over the weekend! Swear!"

"Right."