Abused

"Euw! What happened to your leg?" sis points out to the pink blotch that's been ornamenting my lower right leg since gawd knows when.

"It's a pregnancy blotch. I don't know what it is but it doesn't itch. It's just there. There's more! I started sprouting more on my knees and thighs too."

"Oh, oh...and check out the bruise I got from banging my leg into the bedframe!"

"Aiyoo!"

"Eeeuuuwwww! And what's this?" She points to a scar on my left arm.

"Oh, that's a remnant from a mosquito bite."

"You look like you're a victim of physical abuse!"

"Oh yeah. Here, check out the healing cat scratch on my upper left arm..."