Fat, Big And Tall

While watching TV this evening, small fry quips, "Mummy, mummy! You are fat!"

"What? Why do you say that?"

Silence and a mischievous grin.

"How about you, then? Are you fat?"

"No, I am tall!"

"You sure you're not fat?"

"No."

"How about Daddy, is he fat?"

"No, Daddy's BIG!"

"Oh, Okaaaay."