And another one...

Here's another one that almost got me rolling on the floor:

"Don't walk too fast or you'll topple over."

Somehow the mental image that popped into mind seemed entirely too incongruous.

Especially coming from someone who tried to climb into the backseat of a four-door Honda via the front door; she thought it was a two-door sportster. Those were the good old college days. Now she's got two kids and is giving me baby advice.

Time sure flies.